When someone intrudes on your fertility, your family, or your choices — this tool helps you respond. Or at least imagine responding. Sometimes that's enough.
The Trigger
Enter what they said, pick from 60 documented comments, or hit 🎲 for a random scenario. Use the filter to find the exact thing your aunt said last Christmas.
EXAMPLE TRIGGER
"Just relax and it will happen"
The Calibration
Tell us who said it (the stakes are different for a stranger vs. your mother-in-law), how spicy you're feeling, and whether you speak as "I" or "We".
THEY ARE:
STRANGERFAMILYCOLLEAGUEMEDICAL
SPICE LEVEL:
🌶️🌶️🌶️
The Voice
Choose your tone. Diplomat keeps the peace. Critic delivers facts. Absurdist matches their energy with chaos. Realist speaks from the heart.
YOUR VOICE:
DIPLOMATCRITICABSURDISTREALIST
Save & Share
Hit ♡ to save favourites. Export as images for your group chat. Use "Animate" for a dramatic reveal you can screen-record. Try ⚡ Practice Mode to rehearse until the words feel natural.
THE PROTOCOL
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THEY SAID:
TRIGGERS:
THEY ARE:
SPICE LEVEL:
PERSPECTIVE:
YOUR VOICE:
Enter what they said.Calibrate your response.Choose your voice.
MATTERHOOD
STRANGER
THEY SAID:
RESPONSE DIPLOMAT
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CHOOSE YOUR FORMAT
CAPTION (TAP TO COPY)
MATTERHOOD
STRANGER
THEY SAID:
RESPONSE DIPLOMAT
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SAVED RESPONSES
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